Donkey Show Poker

Welcome to the Donkey Show.

This is starting to get depressing. It has rained for like 5 straight days. I haven’t worked 1 day this week, can’t mow in the fuckin rain. Is this what it is like living in Seattle?

No Vegas for me this summer I am stuck here in Worcester Mass. Where the Asian Beetle has wreaked havoc on the trees and left many streets bare. Fucking beetles who knew something so small and seemingly innocent could devestate an area like Kirstie Alley at a Buffett.

Surprise Surprise Brett Farve is Coming back AGAIN. This time with the Minnesotta Vikings, So I know Drizz is happy but this still means the Vikings won’t go far since Brett Farve is about 6 years past his prime and should have come to the relization that what you saw in NY when he was playing for the Jets is going to happen this year. Lots of Bad and by bad I mean Terrible Interceptions where Brett Farve will just heave the Ball up with No idea where or who will come down with the Ball.  Lets just call Brett Farve a Coach Killer since any team that Brings him in will have Expectations set way to high and lead to the coach being Shit Canned after a Failure of a season.

Sure if you are a Vikings Fan you probably like this move But what is Farve really going to bring to the Vikings other than the Cachet  of a Big Name QB?

Does it really matter? We all know the Patriots are going to resume thier rightfull place atop the NFL.

We have less than 1 month till Training camp starts, Is anyone else excited? I know Drizz is.

Anyone playing poker Lately? I haven’t played much since the BBT4 ended. I was starting to get really frustrated with my Poor Results and sometimes Bad Decisions that I just need to not play for alittle while.  I did go down to Mohegan Sun last week and managed to get my Nuts kicked in. losing with KK, KK, JJ, QQ all in the span of 3 hours.  Just one of those sessions where people are calling the 2rd raise Pre with 10,7 off suit and hitting.  Not much fun thats for sure.

Atleast the Redsox are Playing well. Going into tonights game they have a 5 game lead in the AL East over the NY Yankees.  Sure 5 games seems like alot but that can be erased in 1 week and we all know the Yankees are not going to go away. Yes thier Bullpen is Horrible and their starting Pitching is Suspect after the first 2, But they will be able to smash their way to quite a few wins and they will make a trade to shore up their Shitty Bullpen any day now But until they Fire Joe Girardi they will Not win.  Mark my words.

I am Off to do a Anti rain Dance.

Peace
the Donkey Show.

 

…There’s no such thing as a good gun. There’s no such thing as a bad gun. A gun in the hands of a bad man is a very dangerous thing. A gun in the hands of a good person is no danger to anyone except the bad guys.. Chuck Heston, NRA President September 15, 1997

Greetings from Worcester Mass, Where the City Pools are going to stay Closed all summer. Lucky for my my Neighbor has a Pool but for the unlucky inner city folks it is going to be a long hot summer in Worcester.

I am enjoying my new job doing landscaping and general maintenance for a Worcester Property Management company. It is making for a good exercise plan, seeing as How I have dropped a full Pant size from 36’s down to 34’s in about 3 months. I was looking at the 34’s and telling my wife that I was going to donate them to the Worcester Salvation Army when she suggested I try them on and Amazingly they fit me.  What a Bonus I get to work outside and Lose weight at the same time, Now if it would only rain at night it would be perfect.

The BBT4 ended with no TOC seat for me. I had my chance but other than that I could never get much going. Good Luck to everyone who did Qualify and A BIG Thanks to Full Tilt Poker and Al Can’t Hang for putting the whole BBT4 together.

I wish I was going to Vegas with all the Cool folks bearing witness to one of the greatest spectacles of all the WSOP. Seriously there are 57 Bracelet events running over the course of 6 weeks or so, So believe me when I say there is much to see and hear.

I love DrPauly’s Blog with his last 5 Poker pro’s he’s pissed next to list.  Classic stuff from a Guy who can sure tell a good story. I am looking forward to his Upcoming Book Titled: “Lost Vegas: The Redneck Riviera, Existentialist Conversations with Strippers, and the World Series of Poker by Paul ‘Dr. Pauly’ McGuire”

This is a Must read if you like Vegas, Poker and or Strippers thats for damm sure.

Everyone please keep Rakefeeder in your thoughts while he is over in Iraq for the 2nd time.

Peace
Wwonka 

I think everyone knows that The State of Massachusetts like almost every other state is scrambling for Cash to pay its Bills. It seems only logical that they would look to alternative means to raise revenue so I think it is time the Mass State Legislature gives serious thought to the Legalization of Marijuana. The Taxes that would be generated could fill quite a bit of the Deficit that Massachusetts has and would also provide moneys for drug education programs.

Unfortunately Massachusetts while ahead of the curve on Some Ideas see Gay Marriage we still don’t have Legal Gambling while Tens of Millions of Dollars flow over the Mass/Conn border to Mohegan Sun and Foxwoods. I Swear to god I want to run for office in Massachusetts just on the Gambling and Drug Reform Platform.

If we could mobilize the Young and the Aging Hippies we might actually have a shot. I can already hear the Oppositions response that we will be sending a Bad Message to kids, But I say do as I say not as I do. When you are an Adult you will have choices just like with Alcohol. We tell our kids not to drink at the same time we are popping open a beer isn’t that Hypocritical in and of itself? Like I said do as I say not as I do. From Worcester Magazine.

• BREAULT ON MEDICAL MARIJUANA: It’s quite clear that Main South activist Billy Breault is not a marijuana connoisseur — he’s been opposing any loosening of restrictions on weed usage for years. His latest conquest? A battle against medical marijuana; he testified at the state house this week. “The bottom line is that [marijuana] hasn’t gotten FDA approval,” Breault tells us. “If the FDA doesn’t approve it then it shouldn’t be politically validated.” Breault says the issue is not one of compassion for the level of suffering endured by patients who seek relief from chronic pain. “If it doesn’t have FDA approval then it doesn’t have medical value,” Breault says. The anti-weed activist also fears the passage of a medical marijuana bill will increase the level of consumption among youth.

Here is a little Tip for Mr… Billy Breault, Kids smoke Marijuana but it is not the first drug they use, Alcohol would lead that Category so if you really want and worry about the Kids lets start there.  He also mentions that Marijuana does NOT have FDA approval but that is because they refused to look at the Medical evidence that has been presented.  Burying your head in the sand just so you don’t hear the truth just make you look silly.

I think it is Time for our Elected representatives to Represent what their Constituents want. Gambling and Drugs, Drugs and Gambling and we might as well throw Prostitution in the mix also. Maybe that would be the Perfect use for the Worcester Common Fashion Outlets and then maybe we will have people actually come to the White Elephant we call Union Station.

  I think the FBI Director has No Fucking clue what he is talking about.

I don’t Know who Cassie Ventura is but she sure makes me want to drink a Pina Colada. It seems there are some Leaked Naked photos of her.

Check out Norml’s Website and read Want To Know Why Pot Is Still Illegal? Ask Your Governor.