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Jul 2 The Diamondbacks placed Snyder on the 15-day DL Tuesday with a left testicular fracture.

Advice: Snyder left Monday night’s game after being hit in the groin area by a foul tip and underwent an MRI on Tuesday.

Holy Shit that must hurt. I wonder if that is what happened to Waffles while masturbating? I mean maybe he was going at it and cracked one of his nuts.

“I got myself settled in my chair and started the nightly pussy.org masturbatory fantasy. So I finish wanking off to this nice blond school girl and get up to clean off and my whole right side just spasms in pain. I mean it is like I pulled a muscle lifting the thing or something.”

from emedicne.com
Testicular trauma is uncommon because of its anatomic location and the mobility of testes within the scrotum. Most testicular trauma occurrences are related to sports injuries. Other causes include direct trauma, motor vehicle accidents, and straddle injuries. Patients present with an acute scrotum and history of trauma. Diagnosis is made in combination with clinical history and physical and ultrasound (US) findings. Testicular rupture is a urologic emergency, and more than 80% of ruptured testes can be saved if surgery is performed within 72 hours.

a tear of the testicular parenchyma. It is the result of direct blunt injury to the scrotum or straddle injury. Testicular rupture is seen when there are several testicular fractures, associated with a tear in the tunica albuginea. Testicular haematomas and haematocoeles are usually present as well. A testicular fracture usually requires prompt surgical intervention.

Ultrasound is the primary modality in the evaluation of scrotal trauma. A testicular fracture appears as a linear, irregular, hypoechoic intratesticular abnormality and can be mimicked by a tumour, infarct or haematoma. Direct visualization of the actual fracturehaemorrhage and infarction on pathological examination. line is rare. Instead, a heterogeneous testis of irregular contour is seen in cases of testicular rupture. Mixed hypo- and hyperechoic areas correspond to areas of

On MRI, the findings of a testicular fracture include lower signal intensity of injured tissue on T2-weighted images when compared with normal testicular tissue. Contrast-enhanced T1-weighted images are particularly sensitive for the detection of testicular fracture. The injured tissues show marked decreased enhancement when compared with the normal tissue. In contrast, testicular tumours tend to show increased enhancement. Small tears in the tunica albuginea are also well visualized on MRI.

I wonder if he was wearing a cup?

Did you know you could actually Fracture you Testicles?

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Did anyone know that May is International Masturbation Month? I just found out there was a challenge also.

Shay said:

“Now, don’t think that you have to spending your free time in May cooped up in your room “celebrating” Masturbation Month alone. Masturbation can be plenty of fun with other consenting peers - you could even organize your own masturbation party!

In fact, if you live near San Fran, you could check out the Masturbate-a-thon on May 25th; if you live near Portland, you could attend their Masturbate-a-thon on May 31st.
OR, if you’re like me and don’t live near either, participate online from home and help raise money for the causes these events support.
Hope you’re ready for a ton of wank-tastic fun all month long here at The S Spot!”

Sounds like this is Right up Waffles Alley if you know what I mean. Shit its For Charity for christsakes so What if you will go to hell or get hairy palms but that is the chance I and Waffles will have to take.

May is International Masturbation Month Now in it’s 13th Year.

Tonight’s Riverchasers is the next to Last Riverchasers Tourney in the BBT3. We had another Repeat Winner last night with Omgitspokerfool beating Pureprophet Heads up for the win. Both OMG and Pureprophet had TOC seats so it ended pretty quickly.

So the TOC is Down to 48 Max and My Slim chance Keeps getting alittle better. Even Though According to the WORLDS BEST POKER PLAYER I am Dead Money But The last time I won my WSOP Main Event seat I only had to beat 32 players for 1 seat and my odds are much better this time since there are 2 WSOP Main Event Seats up for grab in the TOC along with TWO 2k packages to the World Series of Poker. Full Tilt Really Came thru When AlCantHang Grabbed em by the Balls and asked Nicely. So everyone Please Make sure you say a Big thank you to ALCanthang the Next time you end up at his table and If you ever meet him Live Buy him a Shot of Southern Comfort. Cause He certainly doesn’t get enough credit for all the Hard Work he puts into it behind the scenes.

I know the Freeroll for having the Banner is on a Saturday when Some Bloggers will be in Vegas or Others at WORK but why would the TOC be on a Saturday? No other BBT3 Tourney was played on a Saturday. Sunday Night would Have been the Perfect time Like the Big Game or even 7 or 8 or 9 est since most of the west coast folks would be Home on a Sunday at that time but it wouldn’t be Too late for the East Coasters And Let me just say that The East Coast folks are at a Disadvantage for Most of the BBT3 tourneys with 10pm est starting times Considering that they usually do Not end till well after 1 and sometimes 2 am.

This is in No way a Criticism it is just my opinion that the TOC should be on a Sunday, Monday,Tuesday or Weekday or Thursday when we NORMALY play our Blogger Tourneys.
Don’t Get me Wrong if it is a Saturday Night I will be taking the Night off from My 2nd Job to Play.

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Holy Crap Batman there is a Jedi church? Anyone want to bet these Losers are all Single? I am a Huge star wars Fanboy But First off You can’t play Darth Vader with fucking Plastic Trash bags as a Cape. Get a clue go out and get yourself a real fucking Cape if you want to play Darth Vader the Greatest Sith of all time.

You can read the Full Story on Fox News here.

Scary factoid:In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.

Next thing you Know Waffles will be starting a World of Warcraft Church,
You know maybe that isn’t such a crazy Idea. Since all the Lemmings who play that game are home in their mothers Basements. If we could get the members to tithe their allowance and Milk money to us The Leaders of the Church of WOW we could rule the world. Waffles give me a call I think I am on to something.

Peace
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