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Jul 2 The Diamondbacks placed Snyder on the 15-day DL Tuesday with a left testicular fracture.

Advice: Snyder left Monday night’s game after being hit in the groin area by a foul tip and underwent an MRI on Tuesday.

Holy Shit that must hurt. I wonder if that is what happened to Waffles while masturbating? I mean maybe he was going at it and cracked one of his nuts.

“I got myself settled in my chair and started the nightly pussy.org masturbatory fantasy. So I finish wanking off to this nice blond school girl and get up to clean off and my whole right side just spasms in pain. I mean it is like I pulled a muscle lifting the thing or something.”

from emedicne.com
Testicular trauma is uncommon because of its anatomic location and the mobility of testes within the scrotum. Most testicular trauma occurrences are related to sports injuries. Other causes include direct trauma, motor vehicle accidents, and straddle injuries. Patients present with an acute scrotum and history of trauma. Diagnosis is made in combination with clinical history and physical and ultrasound (US) findings. Testicular rupture is a urologic emergency, and more than 80% of ruptured testes can be saved if surgery is performed within 72 hours.

a tear of the testicular parenchyma. It is the result of direct blunt injury to the scrotum or straddle injury. Testicular rupture is seen when there are several testicular fractures, associated with a tear in the tunica albuginea. Testicular haematomas and haematocoeles are usually present as well. A testicular fracture usually requires prompt surgical intervention.

Ultrasound is the primary modality in the evaluation of scrotal trauma. A testicular fracture appears as a linear, irregular, hypoechoic intratesticular abnormality and can be mimicked by a tumour, infarct or haematoma. Direct visualization of the actual fracturehaemorrhage and infarction on pathological examination. line is rare. Instead, a heterogeneous testis of irregular contour is seen in cases of testicular rupture. Mixed hypo- and hyperechoic areas correspond to areas of

On MRI, the findings of a testicular fracture include lower signal intensity of injured tissue on T2-weighted images when compared with normal testicular tissue. Contrast-enhanced T1-weighted images are particularly sensitive for the detection of testicular fracture. The injured tissues show marked decreased enhancement when compared with the normal tissue. In contrast, testicular tumours tend to show increased enhancement. Small tears in the tunica albuginea are also well visualized on MRI.

I wonder if he was wearing a cup?

Did you know you could actually Fracture you Testicles?

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I actually considered turning of the Boston Celtics / La Chokers NBA finals game last night as my Boston Celtics set a new record in the finals by being down 21 points at the end of the 1st Quarter.

21 points at the end of the first Quarter which was a NBA Finals Record and it didn’t look good, Actually the Point where I was going to change the channel was when the Celtics managed to climb back to 12 or 13 and then the Lakers managed to run it back to 20 and I was losing Hope. I had said if the Celts could get it to 10 by the half and 5 by the end of the 3rd they could have a chance. Well Holy shit they managed to put a run together before the half and get it down to 18 by the Half. Not exactly where they wanted to be but Atleast they showed some life and if you have followed the Celtics all year and thru the Playoffs you would know they are a 2nd half team. And true to form they came out in the 3rd Quarter and Played Defense against Kobe “the Rapist” Bryant and his band of Soft European Players.

The fact that the Celtics Managed to knock the Lead down to 2 points by the end of the 3rd and this game was all but over. You could see it on the faces of the Lakers they were defeated.

I thought before the NBA finals started that the Celtics would win in 6 games But I may have been wrong it now looks like they will win it in 5. Does anyone think the Lakers are going to win game 5?

Not I especially after last nights Historic Collapse. Funny I thought Phil Jackson was the Best Coach in the NBA? How is it the Best coach can’t figure out how to hold a 22 then 18 point lead with the Best player in the Game?

Anyone else think Phil Jackson is OVERATED? He did coach the best Player EVER in Michael Jordan to 6 titles but I fail to see the Mans Genius. I could have coached Jordan and his merry Bunch to 3 of the 6 titles. his other 3 titles were with SHAQ and KOBE “the Rapist” again the 2 best players in the league.

Did anyone notice that Kobe “the Rapist” walked off the Court with 3 seconds left and went to the locker Room? Why isn’t he being Lambasted Like Bill Belechick was at the SuperBowl?

OVERRATED. I will take Doc Rivers who is Outcoaching the Great Phil Jackson this whole series.

CELTICS IN 5 BABY. TITLE #17 IS ON THE WAY. Sorry Smokkee guess you will have to keep up your LAME 18-1 barb.

Moving on to the Blogger Drama.

Who doesn’t love a little Blogger Drama. First we have CK letting us know about Donkette and then we find out that Hoyazo created a fake blog to hide his Identity for the Bodog Blogger series.

Go read Blinders “Calling Hoyazo Out As a Scumbag Cheat” Post.

Now I will go on Record as saying I have NO PROBLEM with HOYAZO playing the BODOG BLOGGER tourney under a Different name I do wish he had disclosed who he was but He did nothing wrong. this is not cheating nor is it akin to Multi Accounting as Blinders says. I do think there is an Ethical Dilemma here especially from a Lawyer who should have some working knowledge of Ethical Behavior.

What I do have a Problem with is his taking Shots at other Bloggers while Hiding behind a Pseudonym. If you want to be critical of others then Do it like a man not hiding behind your fake blog while you post on your regular blog as yourself without the same Insults of other Bloggers. You want to rag on us fine but do it and Own up to it.

I Play these Blogger tourneys Cause for the most part I like playing with a group of people who for the most part know how to play and for the Good Natured Ribbing and Camaraderie Yes there are a bunch of Cliques and some poor behavior but for the most part its all in good fun and I am always up for the challenge.

I hope that there will be a BBT4 simply for the fact that since the BBT3 has ended I really haven’t felt like playing many Blogger tourneys. Maybe it was the Fact that for the last 3 months I felt almost compelled to play with all the Wonderful Prizes AL managed to wrangle from Full Tilt Poker. So now that its over I almost feel like Meh I can skip it for a few weeks.

I also want to thank Smokkee and Bodog for putting on the Bodog Blogger Series. Yes Bodogs software leaves a little to be desired but they treated us great.

It looks like Goldenhammer who won the Bodog TOC is going to take the 2500 instead of the 12k wsop seat. If that is true it really is a shame but well within his rights but a shame since I am guessing most everyone else would actually go to the wsop rather than take the $2500 bucks from Bodog.

I will have a write up on my 10 hour session at Foxwoods with RakeFeeder tomorrow.

Hope everyone has a great weekend and for all the Fathers I hope you have a great Fathers day.

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