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Welcome to the Donkey Show. No Poker content today.

6:30 meet Buddy Steve.
7:30 Get flat tire on Rt 495 doing 75 in left lane. “Is it supposed to sound like that?”
7:35 put half empty donut on and Pray.
8:30 Make it to Loudon NH pretty much on Rim. Take a Look and its not pretty Hope to find gas station on way home. Say fuckit and strip of shirt and start drinking.
9:30 Go to VIP tent and start drinking Free Booze.
10:00 Go on Pit tour, They made us leave our drinks at the Tent something about No Alcohol down on the track, I wished Al Can’t hang was here he could have worked it out.
10:15 Halfway down pit Road Realize thats they are all the same. I need a Beer.

What can I say I did not see another Afro Jew among the Unwashed Masses known as Nascar Fans. I looked and even asked a few People Hi are you an afro Jew? But All I got was Stares. Stares with no teeth but still stares. One even said What’s an Afro Jew? OMG tried to explain it to the Mouth Breather with the #24 hat on but just Mumbled something about Gears and wandered off to watch the Lap Car practice.

I did see one other Black guy who wasn’t trying to sell me tickets.I asked him if he was a MOT and he said he wasn’t circumcised and offered to show me. I Politely declined and continued my search with no luck.

Lets just say that Nascar is Fan Friendly. I wish the NFL would allow their fans to bring Fully Loaded Coolers of Liquid sustenance as long as its not in Glass containers. That alone makes it awsome. Where else can a fat person walk around with no shirt and not having showered in like 5 days and feel right at home.

The Nascar race was pretty cool and Much more of an experience than you would ever think with it being so LOUD and how fast the cars drive it is pretty fucking amazing that there aren’t more crashes. This race was messed up we saw 60+ laps with no crashes. I don’t know about the rest of you but isn’t that what makes Nascar so Special? I mean watching the first laps is pretty exciting but after that It seems to get old quick I mean 301 Laps, How many beers did we bring in? I Did find it funny that Individual Folks would stand up and Cheer or yell at a Particular driver as he went by at 200 mph. I mean dude he can’t hear you or see you give it up.

So we did the only thing 2 smart folks could do. We left Halfway thru the race. Which was perfect we Beat ALL THE TRAFIC. I mean we were the only car exiting it was awsome. Felt like they made that road just for me and my Flat Spare.Good thing we left since they Called the race with 12 laps to go do to Rain which we heard on the radio. Donkeys sitting there when you could clearly see it was going to rain.

Ended up getting home about 6:30 and was promptly Questioned by wife asking if I drove home, I assured her I got rid of the DUI charge when We stopped so I could Relieve myself halfway home. All and All a great time and It is something that I recommend everyone go see. even if your not a Nascar Fan its much better live than on Memorex. To be able to walk on the track and to hear those engines all start up at once is pretty amazing.

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I have been Playing Lots of poker as usual but The results have been pretty much Up and Down.
played a few tourneys this week. I was running the 24k and the BBT Freeroll when Full Tilt Decided to stop working.

The RiverChasers is always a fun tourney if you like playing with People who don’t know how to fold. I was amazed that it seemed to take awhile for people to start dropping, Maybe the Double stack had something to do with that. since 30 min’s in we only had o People out.
That is amazing considering some of the Play that goes on in these tourneys.

I do find it Amusing that Hoyazo seems to like to criticize others Play when it is something that he might do himself. Getting raised on your BBwith a small stack from a Known Aggressor. Fuck Yeah J9s is good. and is probably not too far behind his range of hands.

Rakefeeder:
“I would like to say thanks for the Kudos to Hoyazo. I think that bullying the short stack with A7s from the CO is an ok play if you can afford to do it and you think the shorty will fold to your raise. Defending your big blind heads up with J9s and 5 big blinds remaining might be an ok play as well.”

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I did go to Foxwoods twice in the last week and a half and Proceeded to get spanked both times.
the first time I was Playing 4/8 O8 and 4/8 Limit. (-170) after about 8 hours of play. Not much fun.

the 2nd time Rake Feeder Said he would stake me (LOAN) if I played NL which is what I did and Proceeded to have
the worst run of cards I have seen in awhile. Other than getting the 2nd nut flush and losing a big pot to the Nut flush calling a 50 raise on the river Knowing I was Beat I played ok, Probably alittle to Timidly but for my first time playing NL at Foxwoods I can’t complain.

Moving On.

Went out for sushi at Baba Sushi i with Rakefeeder and 2 other friends and Had a Blast.
We ordered enough sushi for a small army but we did manage to kill it all.
Funny thing happened when we were leaving. We are outside in the Parking Lot when 2 Young (18-21) girls, 1 of them Holding a 1 year old kid approach us and ask us for Money. Something about Gas Money and the less attractive one was holding a Gas can.
Now I am usually the first one to digg something out of my Pocket to give to them but I was Too stuffed to do it.

I did want to tell her she could earn $20 real quick but Kept my mouth shut as my Friend
Mark caved in and gave her what she wanted. As we were driving away we did notice them coming back from the gas station But I wondered aloud if they actually bought gas or cigarettes or maybe condoms for her Boyfriend but then realized it was too late for the last one.

Football is BACK, What else can I say.

I am a Huge redsox fan But Football is my Passion. I love the Patriots, I am also A big Cowboys fan from growing up without a father to show me the way till I was 12. Which Is why I can’t wait to go to dallas to Root for the Pats as they march towards another Lombardi Trophy that was So rudely snatched away from them by the Refferees in the AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. Never mind if Bug eyes Reche Caldwell hadn’t decided to choke and drop 2 passes that either of my daughters could have caught.

The Patriots had 3000 people there for thier first day of practice. Crazy stuff.
We are crazy about our football team in this area. We had so many years where we were soo fucking bad,
and now we are looking sooooooo good that can only mean 2 things.

either we will be champs or we will be sorely disapointed. I am sure Fans in indy and San Diego feel the same way I do but
do they feel like they should win it this year or are they just hoping they are good enough?

I know the answer here in Patriotville.

Peace
Billy B.

Drop the Hammer

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