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May 22 2008

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Wwonka

May is The International Masturbation Month So Get a Grip Folks.

Riverchasers Poker Tonight, BBT3 Coming Down the Home Stretch

Welcome to the Donkey Show

Did anyone know that May is International Masturbation Month? I just found out there was a challenge also.

Shay said:

“Now, don’t think that you have to spending your free time in May cooped up in your room “celebrating” Masturbation Month alone. Masturbation can be plenty of fun with other consenting peers - you could even organize your own masturbation party!

In fact, if you live near San Fran, you could check out the Masturbate-a-thon on May 25th; if you live near Portland, you could attend their Masturbate-a-thon on May 31st.
OR, if you’re like me and don’t live near either, participate online from home and help raise money for the causes these events support.
Hope you’re ready for a ton of wank-tastic fun all month long here at The S Spot!”

Sounds like this is Right up Waffles Alley if you know what I mean. Shit its For Charity for christsakes so What if you will go to hell or get hairy palms but that is the chance I and Waffles will have to take.

May is International Masturbation Month Now in it’s 13th Year.

Tonight’s Riverchasers is the next to Last Riverchasers Tourney in the BBT3. We had another Repeat Winner last night with Omgitspokerfool beating Pureprophet Heads up for the win. Both OMG and Pureprophet had TOC seats so it ended pretty quickly.

So the TOC is Down to 48 Max and My Slim chance Keeps getting alittle better. Even Though According to the WORLDS BEST POKER PLAYER I am Dead Money But The last time I won my WSOP Main Event seat I only had to beat 32 players for 1 seat and my odds are much better this time since there are 2 WSOP Main Event Seats up for grab in the TOC along with TWO 2k packages to the World Series of Poker. Full Tilt Really Came thru When AlCantHang Grabbed em by the Balls and asked Nicely. So everyone Please Make sure you say a Big thank you to ALCanthang the Next time you end up at his table and If you ever meet him Live Buy him a Shot of Southern Comfort. Cause He certainly doesn’t get enough credit for all the Hard Work he puts into it behind the scenes.

I know the Freeroll for having the Banner is on a Saturday when Some Bloggers will be in Vegas or Others at WORK but why would the TOC be on a Saturday? No other BBT3 Tourney was played on a Saturday. Sunday Night would Have been the Perfect time Like the Big Game or even 7 or 8 or 9 est since most of the west coast folks would be Home on a Sunday at that time but it wouldn’t be Too late for the East Coasters And Let me just say that The East Coast folks are at a Disadvantage for Most of the BBT3 tourneys with 10pm est starting times Considering that they usually do Not end till well after 1 and sometimes 2 am.

This is in No way a Criticism it is just my opinion that the TOC should be on a Sunday, Monday,Tuesday or Weekday or Thursday when we NORMALY play our Blogger Tourneys.
Don’t Get me Wrong if it is a Saturday Night I will be taking the Night off from My 2nd Job to Play.

Battle of the Bloggers

Brought to you by
the Online Poker Room Full Tilt Poker
and the Dead Money Poker Blog by AlCantHang

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May 21 2008

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Wwonka

Backhanded Compliments are NOT Compliments

Welcome to the Donkey Show

Worlds Greatest Poker Player

“And EvilWonka, obviously, is a dominating poker player to boot, so if anyone deserves to win multiple BBT3 events, clearly it is him.”

OK I know I am Not the Worlds Greatest Poker Player but I do know that I have WON 2 BBT3 TOURNEYS. I DID NOT make a deal to win either one of them Like the Worlds Greatest Poker Player. 2 tourneys when I was out chipped 3-1 and I won yes I got lucky but Atleast I didn’t make a Deal to win it then Claim Moral Or Poker Superiority Like the Worlds Greatest Poker Player.

Yes I am A Donkey Show on the Virtual Felt so Play accordingly.

See you tonight at the Mookie. as the BBT3 Rolls to a Conclusion with only 7 more tourneys Left to score a TOC seat. This Battle of the Bloggers Has been a Grind to say the least.

I Scored a Tier 2 Token last night in the 9:45 token frenzy so I was the 1st Donkey Registered for the Series Finale “The Big Game”

Thanks for reading the Donkey Show

Brought to you by the Online Poker Room Full Tilt Poker and the Dead Money Poker Blog by AlCantHang

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May 16 2008

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Wwonka

Withdrawing cash From Online Poker Sites.

Welcome to the Donkey Show

Yeah I suck so its not something I get to do.

I did manage 3rd last night in the Riverchasers Tourney on Full Tilt Poker. Congrats to Julkeus who ever you are for winning the Riverchasers and a TOC seat.

I wish I could tell you how I managed to get to 3rd But all I can say is I got lucky until this last hand.

All the Money went in on the Flop so I had to Dodge any club But couldn’t manage that and Finished 3rd for my Best Riverchasers Finish ever.

I am obsessed with Making the TOP 20 overall in points, Why?
No its not for the Jersey I already have 2. I didn’t make that list in the bbt2 and started off terribly in the BBT3 not making the points in the first 8/10 tourneys. So Really it is a Matter of Pride and I want a GPS but I am too goddamn cheap to just buy one but the 25,000 FPPs that full tilt is giving to the 3-20th on the list will get me my very own GPS.

I was in 30th going into last night so Hopefully I should get a nice bump in the standings In my quest for the top 20.

I do find it funny that Full Tilt Poker is giving us all this money but they will turn around and Charge our Rakeback Accounts for it. so when I win the 25k FPPS then use them I will get a NEGATIVE charge on my Rakeback account. If you Play in a 25k or 32k Guaranteed tourney and Cash you will get a Negative charge on your Rakeback account.

Guaranteed Tournament Deduction $-2.87

So the Guarantees are coming out of Our Pockets not Full Tilt Pokers.

If anyone reads Hoyazo’s blog he was talking about having WON a TOC seat.
Does anyone else find it funny that HOYazo is Claiming to have WON a seat? he didn’t win it he made a very good DEAL with someone to claim his TOC seat and then tell us that We are all Dead Money and have no shot at winning the TOC presumably because HE the Great Hoyazo is going to win one of the 2 12k Packages that Full Tit Poker is giving us Lucky Lucky Bloggers.

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