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May 21 2008

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Wwonka

Backhanded Compliments are NOT Compliments

Welcome to the Donkey Show

Worlds Greatest Poker Player

“And EvilWonka, obviously, is a dominating poker player to boot, so if anyone deserves to win multiple BBT3 events, clearly it is him.”

OK I know I am Not the Worlds Greatest Poker Player but I do know that I have WON 2 BBT3 TOURNEYS. I DID NOT make a deal to win either one of them Like the Worlds Greatest Poker Player. 2 tourneys when I was out chipped 3-1 and I won yes I got lucky but Atleast I didn’t make a Deal to win it then Claim Moral Or Poker Superiority Like the Worlds Greatest Poker Player.

Yes I am A Donkey Show on the Virtual Felt so Play accordingly.

See you tonight at the Mookie. as the BBT3 Rolls to a Conclusion with only 7 more tourneys Left to score a TOC seat. This Battle of the Bloggers Has been a Grind to say the least.

I Scored a Tier 2 Token last night in the 9:45 token frenzy so I was the 1st Donkey Registered for the Series Finale “The Big Game”

Thanks for reading the Donkey Show

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May 16 2008

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Wwonka

Withdrawing cash From Online Poker Sites.

Welcome to the Donkey Show

Yeah I suck so its not something I get to do.

I did manage 3rd last night in the Riverchasers Tourney on Full Tilt Poker. Congrats to Julkeus who ever you are for winning the Riverchasers and a TOC seat.

I wish I could tell you how I managed to get to 3rd But all I can say is I got lucky until this last hand.

All the Money went in on the Flop so I had to Dodge any club But couldn’t manage that and Finished 3rd for my Best Riverchasers Finish ever.

I am obsessed with Making the TOP 20 overall in points, Why?
No its not for the Jersey I already have 2. I didn’t make that list in the bbt2 and started off terribly in the BBT3 not making the points in the first 8/10 tourneys. So Really it is a Matter of Pride and I want a GPS but I am too goddamn cheap to just buy one but the 25,000 FPPs that full tilt is giving to the 3-20th on the list will get me my very own GPS.

I was in 30th going into last night so Hopefully I should get a nice bump in the standings In my quest for the top 20.

I do find it funny that Full Tilt Poker is giving us all this money but they will turn around and Charge our Rakeback Accounts for it. so when I win the 25k FPPS then use them I will get a NEGATIVE charge on my Rakeback account. If you Play in a 25k or 32k Guaranteed tourney and Cash you will get a Negative charge on your Rakeback account.

Guaranteed Tournament Deduction $-2.87

So the Guarantees are coming out of Our Pockets not Full Tilt Pokers.

If anyone reads Hoyazo’s blog he was talking about having WON a TOC seat.
Does anyone else find it funny that HOYazo is Claiming to have WON a seat? he didn’t win it he made a very good DEAL with someone to claim his TOC seat and then tell us that We are all Dead Money and have no shot at winning the TOC presumably because HE the Great Hoyazo is going to win one of the 2 12k Packages that Full Tit Poker is giving us Lucky Lucky Bloggers.

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