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Apr 29 2008

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Roger Clemens Commits Statutory Rape

 

Does anyone know what the staute of limitations for statutory rape in Texas is? It is Texas so it is probably something like if she is a 3rd cousin then she only has to be 12.

McCready had a 10-year fling with the controversial Cy Young Award winner after he saw her singing karaoke in a Florida bar in 1991, when she was 15 and he was still pitching for the Red Sox

Oh my, Lets put this in Perspective. It would be like Josh Beckett Dating Miley Cyrus who is “Hannah Montana”. Atleast Miley Cyrus is Cute.

Hmm Josh Beckett is from Texas so maybe we better keep an eye on this one also.

Does everyone think Rocket Roger Clemens is not going to go to Jail? I think he is going to end up there after this is all said and done and the only reason why is that he was to PROUD to Come CLEAN and admit his past Transgressions. Now it looks like Tax Evasion charges will be His undoing in the end. It seems like that is what brings them all down in the end. Taxes. MotherFucking Taxes. Cocksucking motherfucking Taxes is what is going to bring down Roger “The Texas Con Man” Clemens. I wonder if he will have Prison Stripes on his Hall OF Fame Plaque?

The Atlanta Hawks have Not only won 1 game they won 2. What the Hell is up with that what should have been a walk of a series is now a best of 3. The Celtics Blew a 10 point 4th quarter lead last night which is something they haven’t done in awhile. Joe Johnson was Incredible last night He is the reason why the hawks won last night.

Congrats to Cmitch for winning the Math and a TOC seat. He got heads up with PokerDave who clawed back to about a 2/1 chip defecit and then he made a deal. PokerDave already has a TOC seat.

I had my best finish since the Math was switched to 6max finishing 12th. My cards were Ice Cold the last hour and it was all I could do to make it that far. I think I made the points so I should be Creeping up the Leaderboard for the end of the season Freeroll.

Peace

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