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Jun 04 2008

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Offensive Foul? You make the Call

Filed under Bodog, Raping, Rapist, celtics, lakers, rape

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Dear RedKoi: You have less value than the cunt hairs that fall off my grandmother. There is nothing I’d like more than for you to go skydiving without a parachute, you cum-spitting bobblehead on a special needs tricycle.

Thats what I think of your Call with AJ last night. Yes you had the better hand But Calling off your Stack with AJ is So Fucking BAD on many many different levels.

OK so I am a Homer for the Boston Celtics. Just Like Smokkee is a Retard San Diego Chargers fan. But what can you expect from someone who roots for a Team who shows such utter lack of class when they WIN AND LOSE?

We were Discussing the Upcoming NBA Finals Between the Celtics and the Lakers and I was Pointing to the Refs as being the Deciding Factors in these games.

The Refs have been beyond bad in these Playoffs and here is the Latest example.

Watch this clip to the end then tell me the Refs Do NOT have an agenda.

Anytime you want to Point out where that OFFENSIVE FOUL IS I AM RIGHT HERE waiting. What you don’t know well either do I. These are supposed to be the Best Referees in the world so how can they make such a terrible call in a Major Game.

I said it last night during the Bodonkey and on LIVE POKER RADIO and I will say it again.

THE BOSTON CELTICS WILL WIN IN 6 GAMES.

Why cause they are the Better team. The LA Lakers may have the best player in the NBA with Kobe ” the Rapist” Bryant but the rest of the team Just doesn’t match up as well. For anyone to think that Paul Gasol has any shot of Defending Kevin Garnett they must be smoking crack.

Paul Gasol is a Soft Euro Player who is going to get destroyed by Kevin Garnett on the Offensive end and Before you say it goes the other way we are talking about Kevin Garnett the DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR not some Soft EUROPEAN Player who can’t play defense.

SO TO recap:

CELTICS IN 6 GAMES. REDKOI IS AN ASSMUCHER WHO calls off his stack with AJo and I suck on Bodog so thank god that abortion of a Series is over.

18-1 and Proud of it. Thats Right 18-1 and Proud.

You fudge-packing, donkey-fucking, armpit-slurping, toe jam-gobbling, zit-nibbling, cunt-brained dumbfuck Chargers Fan!

18-1 and Proud of it. Thats Right 18-1 and Proud.

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Apr 29 2008

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Roger Clemens Commits Statutory Rape

 

Does anyone know what the staute of limitations for statutory rape in Texas is? It is Texas so it is probably something like if she is a 3rd cousin then she only has to be 12.

McCready had a 10-year fling with the controversial Cy Young Award winner after he saw her singing karaoke in a Florida bar in 1991, when she was 15 and he was still pitching for the Red Sox

Oh my, Lets put this in Perspective. It would be like Josh Beckett Dating Miley Cyrus who is “Hannah Montana”. Atleast Miley Cyrus is Cute.

Hmm Josh Beckett is from Texas so maybe we better keep an eye on this one also.

Does everyone think Rocket Roger Clemens is not going to go to Jail? I think he is going to end up there after this is all said and done and the only reason why is that he was to PROUD to Come CLEAN and admit his past Transgressions. Now it looks like Tax Evasion charges will be His undoing in the end. It seems like that is what brings them all down in the end. Taxes. MotherFucking Taxes. Cocksucking motherfucking Taxes is what is going to bring down Roger “The Texas Con Man” Clemens. I wonder if he will have Prison Stripes on his Hall OF Fame Plaque?

The Atlanta Hawks have Not only won 1 game they won 2. What the Hell is up with that what should have been a walk of a series is now a best of 3. The Celtics Blew a 10 point 4th quarter lead last night which is something they haven’t done in awhile. Joe Johnson was Incredible last night He is the reason why the hawks won last night.

Congrats to Cmitch for winning the Math and a TOC seat. He got heads up with PokerDave who clawed back to about a 2/1 chip defecit and then he made a deal. PokerDave already has a TOC seat.

I had my best finish since the Math was switched to 6max finishing 12th. My cards were Ice Cold the last hour and it was all I could do to make it that far. I think I made the points so I should be Creeping up the Leaderboard for the end of the season Freeroll.

Peace

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