Apr
29
2007
Wwonka
7:54 Wow that didn’t take me Very Fucking long now did it?
Donked my way out with Ac Kd, Fuck me I am an Idiot sometimes.
Here is the HH if you care too see my Complete Donkishnes.
Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $40/$80
9 players
Converter
Stack sizes:
Donkey: $2680
UTG+1: $2475
MP1: $2225
MP2: $3305
MP3: $4020
CO: $2185
Button: $3743
SB: $3290
BB: $3940
Pre-flop: (9 players) Donkey is UTG with :ac :kd
Donkey calls $80 (pot was $120), UTG+1 calls $80 (pot was $200), MP1 folds, MP2 calls $80 (pot was $280), MP3 raises to $520, 4 folds, Donkey raises all-in $2680, 2 folds, MP3 calls $2160 (pot was $3480).
Flop: :5h :4s :4c ($5640, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $5640)
Turn: :jc ($5640, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $5640)
River: :3c ($5640, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $5640)
Results:
Final pot: $5640
Donkey showed Ac Kd
MP3 showed Js Jd
Fuck me I know better than this. But how do you think I came up with the title.
Ohh yeah and thanks FTP for seating my directly to the right of this Aggressive Monkey. Don’t you Know Someone as Weak/Tight as I can’t sit next to someone like that.
Always fun to donate to a good cause Like a blogger playing a wsop event.
Does Joe Torre get fired this week?
Have a great Week.
Peace
Billyb
Tags: Joe Torre, MP3, USD
Feb
14
2007
Wwonka
comic stolen from Dugglebogey
Well its finally snowing outside But not the 2 feet that everyone was worried about.
Here in Worcester, Massachusetts We have so far recieved about 3 inches (just like my wife)
and now it is just coming down as ICE.
Lovely should make the ride home alot of fun.
Poker has Sucked lately. Yesterday I played 5 sng’s and came in 4th in 4 of them.
Not Fun at all. Yes I know I suck Monkey Balls but Damm the $5 sngs aren’t that tough.
Just frustrating when You can’t seem to get over the hump.
My Man Brian has been having some success down at foxwood coming in 10th last week
and 4th this week. The daily tourneys seem to be much more playable since they upped
the starting stacks to T5000.
28 more days till vegas too bad my bankroll is going in the wrong direction.
Maybe I should start shoveling driveways for $20 a pop.
Peace
Billyb
Headlines for today.
White Supremacist Busted on Child-Porn Charge
CELTICS TANKING SEASON TO GET ODIN OR DURANT!
Tags: dangerous chemicals, USD, WINTER STORM
Dec
09
2006
Wwonka
Wow I guess I am the only Loser not in
VEGAS with the rest of the Bloggers.
Well I can’t actually go this time of year, Since I work in retail and taking a weekend
off in the middle of December is really not an option.
Good News is that My Good friend Rob is home on leave from Iraq for 2 weeks.
I let him Convince me to go to foxwoods on thursday to play the 10am tourney.
$100 buyin $80, $20 juice, T1500 to start with 20 min levels, With the blinds doubling every round. Not alot of play for that fee you might say.
Not much to report on my outing played tight and stole a few blinds to stay right around
T1100 until the 2rd level started when it was 50/100 I woke up UTG+1 with KK and
raised to 300 and the guy from MP ReRaises to 600, I pushed for about 600 more which had the guy covered and he flips over AA. He catches an A on the flop and IGHN. I actually had T25 left but that didnt go so well.
Played some 4/8 limit which played like a 1/2 game 4-7 people seeing every flop.
3 limpers A raise and 5 calls. that about sums it up.
got stuck early by flush chasing Bums (yeah that really looked the part) but grinded about 3/4th of it back before heading off to eat.
So not a great day at the Woods But I do like playing Live. there is something about Taunting the bums and trying to tilt them that I find Sickly amusing.
Hope everyone in vegas Gets Food Poisioning from some free buffet. Naw Just kidding.
Too Bad the Patriots forgot that the Game started at 1pm today.
maybe they can pick it up during the second half.
4pm. update.
Well that was a fucking joke of a game for the patriots.
They got outplayed and made the same stupid mistakes they have been for the last
4 weeks and this time they got shut out. I am starting to think they will be
a 1 and Done team in the Playoffs this year, that is assuming they actually make it in.
peace
billyb
Tags: retail, USD
