May 31 2008
LadyBoy or Lady?
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Ok This is another reason why I will never ever go to Bangkok thailand. I could end up like Waffles. Getting a BlowJob from some Ladyboy.
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May 31 2008
Killing someone over $1.25
Welcome to the Donkey Show.
I Wonder is Massachusetts has some old Arcane Law about Bartenders Killing people Trying to Recover Tips like Arkansas has about Recovering gambling Debts.
I Bartend on the Weekends. If you didn’t know I work at a Upscale blues club I went in early yesterday for a Party of 60-70 with a cash bar at 5:30 and when they had left around 8 we had Made $40 in tips.
Now I am not one to Usually Complain about tips but last night took the cake I mean Who else orders 5 fucking drinks and tips $1.25 yeah that right a Whole ONE DOLLAR AND 25 CENTS. I wanted to Jam that $1.25 Down this Assholes Fucking throat. Its not even that it was they were cheap but they were demanding and Somewhat rude, Now I can understand bad tips for poor service but when we go out of our way for fucking people and then they either stiff you or leave a Tip that isn’t even Close to Adequate. I mean would you go out to eat and tip 1.25 on a bill of 40 bucks?
Now Please don’t miss understand me. Even if you stiff me or leave me a Shitty see $1.25 tip You will still get my best smile and a Thank you But what I am really thinking is about Sodomizing you with a Broom stick cause your a fucking cheap motherfucker.
Better yet for the Guy who came up twice to order a Bottle of wine But didn’t feel the Need to Tip the Bar either Time Fuck you you cheap Bastard I hope your Fat Pig of a wife cheats on you and catches Herpes cause 55 dollar Bill and No TIP is So Nice That I am thinking of something Nice to do with the Leftover Bottles that involves your Orifices.
Now lest you think that I am being Severe The Waitresses were complaining of the same issue but Atleast wasn’t getting my Ass Grabbed like she was. I did have a Woman ask for my Phone# at 1am cause she somehow missed the Wedding Ring On my Finger all night while she was flirting with me, Sadly I had to Inform her of my Marital Status and Refuse her Request although she did say she Appreciated my Honesty but would Refuse on the Basis of me Being Married was Grounds for Removal from her Dating Pool. Atleast she was A good Tipper. Actually most of our Customers are just not the first group from some Local Radio station.
May 31 2008
Paul “The Truth” Pierce Vs Kobe “the Rapist” Bryant
Welcome to the Donkey Show.
What A great year it has been To be a Fan of Boston Sports teams. I guess if you are a Boston sports team Hater it has been a good year too.
Paul “The Truth” Pierce and The Boston Celtics are Set to Tip off Thursday in the NBA finals against the Los Angeles Lakers who are Led By Kobe “the Rapist” Bryant.
From listening to edumacated people And The Retard Moronic Lakers Fans on the overnight sports talk show on the way home from the bar the Boston Celtics are going to lose in 5 if they don’t get swept outright. What a Load of Crap I guess these people haven’t actually watched the Celtics Play. Yes they have struggled in the Playoffs going to game 7’s in Round 1 and 2 before doing away with the Pistons in game 6. But they will Match up better than most people think especially if Ray Allen doesn’t revert back to Round 1 +2 shooting wise.
So what does this All mean you ask. It means that the Boston Celtics will win The NBA Championship in 7 games. Yes thats Right Paul Pierce and The BOSTON CELTICS are going to Beat the LA LAKERS Fakers because they are the Better Team.
